Lotto Fever

Another giant Powerball lottery and everyone in the office pool missed again.

I was trying to calculate just how much I would net had us corporate minions hit the big time

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After all State and Federal taxes, and taking a cash buy-out on a $400 Million plus we would net around $100 Million.

Split evenly I would net somewhere around 30 dollars (we have a REALLY large pool).

For added insurance, and out of personal greed, I decided to purchase my own ticket.

You can’t win if you don’t play…and can’t if you do!

Just think, $100 Million Dollars!  What would I do?

First, I have a big family and they would surely be given something. 

I expect the kinfolk would swell to epic proportions before all the checks were finally issued.

I am certain that I do not have a cousin Pedro from my Aunt Patricia’s bloodline. I’ll be spending an inordinate amount of time chasing “newly-discovered relatives” away with a large stick.

I will probably have to disconnect the phone to avoid every scammer with my phone number, and I expect all those “Nigerian lawyers” in my email SPAM will personally arrive at my back door to tell me how they will make me even richer.

Of course there is my 5 Grandgirls future to consider.

After all is totaled I expect to clear about 30 dollars.

Well, back to work.