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Thursday, November 23, 2017

Thanksgiving 2017




Thankful for family & friends both here now and those who have gone before us.
Most of all very thankful for God the Father for his ever-present help in life's ebbs and flows and the realization that one day we will meet face to face.
In Jesus name.
Amen

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Hiatus

On a hiatus...may return one day.
Seeking other interests at this time.
If and when I will return I will appear here or check out my jaygerardtoday twitter feed.

Thank you all.
jaygerardtoday..............................and Squirrel Larry

jaygerardtoday@gmail.com

Sunday, August 27, 2017

The Rise Of Ogre Wilson


Just turn away for a second and your squirrel intern hires another,with your credit card. Now I have a 600 Pound, 9 foot Ogre sitting in my La-Z-Boy.
Listen for Fake News today. Is Trump actually a Russian, The happenings of the Pennsyltucky Princess and why does Hillary wobble like a weebil?
Regardless its all Trumps fault,or so they say

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Monday, August 21, 2017

The Total Eclipse Of The Squirrel


A strong willed squirrel wont find the bird-feeder if he's not careful.
More Fake News from the best source of fake news.
When the moon covers the sun does God cast down fire and brimstone.
Why does Kale exist?

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Sunday, July 23, 2017

Internal Combustion with Squirrel Larry


It may be a little thing to you but you never know what lies just beneath the surface of an angry squirrel.
More Fake News today

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Saturday, July 1, 2017

Larry joins"The Resistance"


Illustrator: Deidre Wicks "Water in my paint" Canada
Who'd thunk dancing the boogaloo would eventually turn a squirrel into an American icon.

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Saturday, May 13, 2017

Larry Does Fake News



 Give the squirrel at shot at the small time and you cannot tell the fake news from the real.
I guess it's allTrumps fault!

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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Resurrection Sunday

image courtesy of "Turnback to God"


"He is not here, He has risen just as He said.  Come and see the place where he lay"  Matthew 28:6

Monday, March 20, 2017

Irish Larry and Game Night


On St.Patty's Day, rodents sing.
Don't play board games with the Mrs. or her Mom as they cheat.
No house or hotel will ever be safe again on a Monopoly board.

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Saturday, February 4, 2017

Squirrel Larry Reveals-The Interview


Once you get a squirrel talking you may be shocked at the revelations.
The truth about Punxatawney and that lowlife Phil.
Chuckie is a babe magnet, and a very fine dancer.

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Tuesday, January 31, 2017

The Wall



This ain't no Pink Floyd.
If you ask Mom to grab your skates, double check or you may be humiliated.
Walls are for your own good, or so I am told.

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Monday, January 23, 2017

Texting,Emoticons and K's Oh My!


We're so busy we've been reduced to responding using only smiling happy faces wearing sunglasses.


Mother to children"you never respond to my text"
Children reply "I sent you a K".

and Al Gore and Ted Turner just get richer.

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Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Canine Gazette News Of The Day 1-4-17


Newsprint is not dead...just waiting for the Doggie Zombie Nation to arise.
Go ahead and read your Yahoo News, while we take over the new media.
We're smarter than Mr.Ed and Flipper combined.

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Saturday, December 31, 2016

New Year 2017


No wonder I hate New Years.
Party hound parents twisting the night away in diapers while I am left at granny's banging pots and pans.
I'll be asleep at 9 and if I am on top of overcoats in your guestroom don't wake me.


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Friday, December 23, 2016

Just Another Christmas Story


Just another Christmas Story.

Hope yours is a good one.
Avoid the Donnies in life and always have plenty of batteries on hand
Merry Christmas and remember the reason for the season.

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Sunday, December 4, 2016

Keeping Christ in Christmas 2016

I am a Christian, and never embarrassed to acknowledge this, nor do I have the need to defend my belief.

I just believe!

Again we rapidly approach December 25th, a day we chose to celebrate the birth of Jesus the Christ.

I know quite a few people,including friends and family who profess to being agnostic, even atheist.

This video is for those and others who may want to at least give the Christian viewpoint a listen.


https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=yfp-t&p=atheiest+delusion#id=1&vid=e26a20271381d453c39f5bae20b1cd1e&action=click

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Eating Season Begins


6 Months of pure self loathing and guilt awaits if you won't leave Dodge in time.
If I give Mrs.jaygerardtoday and Debbie all the Necco wafers the kids will go back to swallowing nickles.
Appease the masses with Snickers,but it better not be those mini's!

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Sunday, October 9, 2016

Send in the Clowns


You may as well sleep through the 2nd debate...nothing to see here.
The real news is out there, on the streets, lurking behind every corner just waiting to hurl a cream pie.
Be kind to all who don the rainbow wig for the clown may be somebody's mother's oil painting.
Remember to speak well of all, at least while your Mommy is within earshot.


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Saturday, August 13, 2016

I See Dead People


Cut the Cable but Betty White Lives on.
If you're in the dog-house you get Rabbit Ear duty.
Kiss Like Dawson, but get some hand-sanitizer.
Dead people don't listen too well.

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Sunday, July 31, 2016

The Pigeon Boy


Squirtles are everywhere, and so are the gamers.
Walk, don't run or your liable to get injured, or receive a nickname.
Keep your left vertebrae strong, stay healthy and watch those Cheetos.


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Saturday, June 25, 2016

Dog Days of Summer




The mighty dog, Emperor of the pet kingdom.
The Emperor has no fur!
Cats are demanding justice.
Everyone's a hater...and the kingdom is crumbling.
Or is it?


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Saturday, February 6, 2016

Snow Jobs and Marmot Roasting


Two magnetic scotty dogs don't always repel, they sometimes can agree when there's butt-kicking to do.

How's your Marmot?  I like mine dipped in Buffalo Sauce.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

I got the Fever


Happy New Year to both the Amish and the Mummers.
Will you or your work-mates hit the giant Powerball?
How about Hillary Clinton?
If you do, can you spare a few bucks? 

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