I was toying with the idea of becoming the leader of this world when the current political systems fail and wars erupt all over the globe. After the dust settles I'll emerge from my secret underground bunker to proclaim my kingship. How about an Obama style poster? fitting...yes?
Possibly something more Orwellian?
I guess I am kidding no one. I may just run in an election with rest and napping as my motto.
Just turn away for a second and your squirrel intern hires another,with your credit card. Now I have a 600 Pound, 9 foot Ogre sitting in my La-Z-Boy. Listen for Fake News today. Is Trump actually a Russian, The happenings of the Pennsyltucky Princess and why does Hillary wobble like a weebil? Regardless its all Trumps fault,or so they say
A strong willed squirrel wont find the bird-feeder if he's not careful. More Fake News from the best source of fake news. When the moon covers the sun does God cast down fire and brimstone. Why does Kale exist?
We're so busy we've been reduced to responding using only smiling happy faces wearing sunglasses. Mother to children"you never respond to my text" Children reply "I sent you a K". and Al Gore and Ted Turner just get richer.
No wonder I hate New Years. Party hound parents twisting the night away in diapers while I am left at granny's banging pots and pans. I'll be asleep at 9 and if I am on top of overcoats in your guestroom don't wake me.
6 Months of pure self loathing and guilt awaits if you won't leave Dodge in time. If I give Mrs.jaygerardtoday and Debbie all the Necco wafers the kids will go back to swallowing nickles. Appease the masses with Snickers,but it better not be those mini's!