I was toying with the idea of becoming the leader of this world when the current political systems fail and wars erupt all over the globe. After the dust settles I'll emerge from my secret underground bunker to proclaim my kingship. How about an Obama style poster? fitting...yes?
Possibly something more Orwellian?
I guess I am kidding no one. I may just run in an election with rest and napping as my motto.
Just turn away for a second and your squirrel intern hires another,with your credit card. Now I have a 600 Pound, 9 foot Ogre sitting in my La-Z-Boy. Listen for Fake News today. Is Trump actually a Russian, The happenings of the Pennsyltucky Princess and why does Hillary wobble like a weebil? Regardless its all Trumps fault,or so they say
A strong willed squirrel wont find the bird-feeder if he's not careful. More Fake News from the best source of fake news. When the moon covers the sun does God cast down fire and brimstone. Why does Kale exist?
We're so busy we've been reduced to responding using only smiling happy faces wearing sunglasses. Mother to children"you never respond to my text" Children reply "I sent you a K". and Al Gore and Ted Turner just get richer.