Saturday, May 16, 2020

Thank You China Part 1

I finally return and I think I am on another planet, possibly of the Apes

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Monday, May 13, 2019

Meet Ruby
She is the last cow in Pennsyltucky on Cowpath Road.
There will be more about her later.

Monday, March 25, 2019

Jaygerardtoday round 2

Been gone for many months.

Wasn't certain of a return but decided to do so sans squirrels and woodland creatures.

Where's Larry?

I won't say but after all this IS Pennsyltucky and squirrels do make for good protein in stews.

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Senora JGT mets TexMex

You'll never get Morticia Adams to wear a sombrero.
Too many steps spoil the meal.
Keep Pringles on hand in case of an emergency 

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Monday, May 7, 2018

Reverend Squirrel Larry

Who'd ordain a squirrel? The same site that would ordain a shoe.
What color is your crayon.
Be sure to wear your Trump mask if you visit the tart tour

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Saturday, April 14, 2018

When the cities are in shambles...the rats will still survive.

I was toying with the idea of becoming the leader of this world when the current political systems fail and wars erupt all over the globe.  After the dust settles I'll emerge from my secret underground bunker to proclaim my kingship. How about an Obama style poster? fitting...yes?

Possibly something more Orwellian?
I guess I am kidding no one. I may just run in an election with rest and napping as my motto.
and of course make promises that cannot be kept
a vote for me gets you a hundred bucks!

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Shecky the Squirrel meets Alexa

Larry always needs a little drama in his life. Now he gets his fur all ruffled over a new edition to the staff. He once thought he was being replaced by a kazoo.

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Monday, January 15, 2018

Monday, December 25, 2017

The reason for the season

Have a very Merry Christmas
and a happy and blessed 2018


Thursday, November 23, 2017

Thanksgiving 2017

Thankful for family & friends both here now and those who have gone before us.
Most of all very thankful for God the Father for his ever-present help in life's ebbs and flows and the realization that one day we will meet face to face.
In Jesus name.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017


On a hiatus...may return one day.
Seeking other interests at this time.
If and when I will return I will appear here or check out my jaygerardtoday twitter feed.

Thank you all.
jaygerardtoday..............................and Squirrel Larry

Sunday, August 27, 2017

The Rise Of Ogre Wilson

Just turn away for a second and your squirrel intern hires another,with your credit card. Now I have a 600 Pound, 9 foot Ogre sitting in my La-Z-Boy.
Listen for Fake News today. Is Trump actually a Russian, The happenings of the Pennsyltucky Princess and why does Hillary wobble like a weebil?
Regardless its all Trumps fault,or so they say

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Monday, August 21, 2017

The Total Eclipse Of The Squirrel

A strong willed squirrel wont find the bird-feeder if he's not careful.
More Fake News from the best source of fake news.
When the moon covers the sun does God cast down fire and brimstone.
Why does Kale exist?

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Sunday, July 23, 2017

Internal Combustion with Squirrel Larry

It may be a little thing to you but you never know what lies just beneath the surface of an angry squirrel.
More Fake News today

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Saturday, July 1, 2017

Larry joins"The Resistance"

Illustrator: Deidre Wicks "Water in my paint" Canada
Who'd thunk dancing the boogaloo would eventually turn a squirrel into an American icon.

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Saturday, May 13, 2017

Larry Does Fake News

 Give the squirrel at shot at the small time and you cannot tell the fake news from the real.
I guess it's allTrumps fault!

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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Resurrection Sunday

image courtesy of "Turnback to God"

"He is not here, He has risen just as He said.  Come and see the place where he lay"  Matthew 28:6

Monday, March 20, 2017

Irish Larry and Game Night

On St.Patty's Day, rodents sing.
Don't play board games with the Mrs. or her Mom as they cheat.
No house or hotel will ever be safe again on a Monopoly board.

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Saturday, February 4, 2017

Squirrel Larry Reveals-The Interview

Once you get a squirrel talking you may be shocked at the revelations.
The truth about Punxatawney and that lowlife Phil.
Chuckie is a babe magnet, and a very fine dancer.

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Tuesday, January 31, 2017

The Wall

This ain't no Pink Floyd.
If you ask Mom to grab your skates, double check or you may be humiliated.
Walls are for your own good, or so I am told.

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Monday, January 23, 2017

Texting,Emoticons and K's Oh My!

We're so busy we've been reduced to responding using only smiling happy faces wearing sunglasses.

Mother to children"you never respond to my text"
Children reply "I sent you a K".

and Al Gore and Ted Turner just get richer.

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Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Canine Gazette News Of The Day 1-4-17

Newsprint is not dead...just waiting for the Doggie Zombie Nation to arise.
Go ahead and read your Yahoo News, while we take over the new media.
We're smarter than Mr.Ed and Flipper combined.

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