Saturday, December 31, 2016

New Year 2017

No wonder I hate New Years.
Party hound parents twisting the night away in diapers while I am left at granny's banging pots and pans.
I'll be asleep at 9 and if I am on top of overcoats in your guestroom don't wake me.

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Friday, December 23, 2016

Just Another Christmas Story

Just another Christmas Story.

Hope yours is a good one.
Avoid the Donnies in life and always have plenty of batteries on hand
Merry Christmas and remember the reason for the season.

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Sunday, December 4, 2016

Keeping Christ in Christmas 2016

I am a Christian, and never embarrassed to acknowledge this, nor do I have the need to defend my belief.

I just believe!

Again we rapidly approach December 25th, a day we chose to celebrate the birth of Jesus the Christ.

I know quite a few people,including friends and family who profess to being agnostic, even atheist.

This video is for those and others who may want to at least give the Christian viewpoint a listen.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Eating Season Begins

6 Months of pure self loathing and guilt awaits if you won't leave Dodge in time.
If I give Mrs.jaygerardtoday and Debbie all the Necco wafers the kids will go back to swallowing nickles.
Appease the masses with Snickers,but it better not be those mini's!

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Sunday, October 9, 2016

Send in the Clowns

You may as well sleep through the 2nd debate...nothing to see here.
The real news is out there, on the streets, lurking behind every corner just waiting to hurl a cream pie.
Be kind to all who don the rainbow wig for the clown may be somebody's mother's oil painting.
Remember to speak well of all, at least while your Mommy is within earshot.

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Saturday, August 13, 2016

I See Dead People

Cut the Cable but Betty White Lives on.
If you're in the dog-house you get Rabbit Ear duty.
Kiss Like Dawson, but get some hand-sanitizer.
Dead people don't listen too well.

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Sunday, July 31, 2016

The Pigeon Boy

Squirtles are everywhere, and so are the gamers.
Walk, don't run or your liable to get injured, or receive a nickname.
Keep your left vertebrae strong, stay healthy and watch those Cheetos.

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Saturday, June 25, 2016

Dog Days of Summer

The mighty dog, Emperor of the pet kingdom.
The Emperor has no fur!
Cats are demanding justice.
Everyone's a hater...and the kingdom is crumbling.
Or is it?

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Saturday, February 6, 2016

Snow Jobs and Marmot Roasting

Two magnetic scotty dogs don't always repel, they sometimes can agree when there's butt-kicking to do.

How's your Marmot?  I like mine dipped in Buffalo Sauce.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

I got the Fever

Happy New Year to both the Amish and the Mummers.
Will you or your work-mates hit the giant Powerball?
How about Hillary Clinton?
If you do, can you spare a few bucks? 

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